Top definition. A generic label for a nondescript male, with an emphasis on "dick" implying that only the minimum requirements of being male is sufficient to satisfy the argument. In this respect its context is similar in application to Joe Six-Pack , Joe Blow or John Doe but, respectively cruder to exaggerate the negative perception of the "average" male. Person 1: "What are the requirements for the position? Seriously, this place has such a high turn over rate that any swinging dick gets hired. Males that travel in packs, all of which are manwhores male sluts. They all dress extremely well and wear designer aftershave lotions. Jeans are usually tight fitting,and show off their caboose.
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Shawn Harvell faces public indecency charges after it is claimed he waved his manhood at a pair of women on an Indianapolis street. An American man has been charged with public indecency after allegedly swinging his penis like a helicopter at two women. Shawn Harvell, 34, was arrested Tuesday after reportedly waggling his manhood at the women on a street in Indianapolis , Indiana. Police reports also say he told the women he had a gun, and that they were "coming with him. One of the women flagged down a passing police car and told officers Harvell had approached her from behind and grabbed her by the arm. She said he then took his penis out of his trousers and was "swinging it around in a rotary helicopter motion. As police approached him, Harvell started to run away but after a brief chase, police said officers caught up with him trying to get into his car.
The 'ringing-the-bell' technique is one of the so called "freehand-methods", because the genitals are not stimulated with the hand. To do it, one stand with slightly spread legs while supporting oneself on a sofa or a chair. One then move one's pelvis back and forth, until the cock and eggs swings to and fro. Depending on the amount of movement, size and mass of the cock and eggs, the genitals clap against the stomach and buttcrack, causing an intensive feeling. This technique is particularly suitable for people with big genitals and sagging eggs.